The following tiny post came to me this morning while trying to pee amongst multiple family members. Two things my next house will have….a dishwasher and TWO bathrooms!
When mama goes potty, the following is guaranteed:
1. The toddler will want a snack.
2. The husband will need to poop.
3. The baby will want to nurse.
4. The 10-year-old will bring the baby to nurse.
5. The 13-year-old will ask to have friends over.
I feel your pain!!!! My next house will also have a dishwasher and 2 bathrooms!!!!
I FINALLY HAVE A DISHWASHER AND TWO BATHROOMS!!! Now that I have that excitement out, the toddler STILL needs to nurse/have snack when I need to pee, and inevitably the homeschooled seven year old has some deep, educational question. I have to say, “the husband will need to poop” totally cracked me up – tis a true fact that is rarely shared, lol.
Do you have pets? We do…and both of those heifers have to follow me in there, too. I just try and think that it will be a sad day when I actually get to “go” solo.